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Time to be silly!  Here is The 100th Doughnut, to the tune of Asia’s Heat of the Moment.  Enjoy!

The 100^th doughnut

I never meant to be so mad at you

I asked the question knowing it was true

These pants I know are way too tight

Looking gloomy in the mirror tonight.

 

Do you remember when I was so thin?

I had no flub, I had an obvious chin.

I asked you if you thought that I was fat.

And then you laughed when I sat on the cat.

 

It was the 100^th doughnut.

Telling me not to stop now.

The 100^th doughnut

Shown in my thighs.

 

And when you look away and I’m alone

How many nights I eat beside the phone

Doughnuts are the best they are so good

I bought as many boxes as I could

 

It was the 100^th doughnut

The 100^th doughnut

The 100^th doughnut

Shown in my thighs

 

And when you think you’re going to be home late

Make sure to set me out a plate

Cause I give up I’m happy being fat

They’re so delicious you know that

 

It was the 100^th doughnut

Telling me not to stop now

The 100^th doughnut

Shown in my thighs

 

It was the 100^th doughnut

The 100^th doughnut

The 100^th doughnut

Shown in my thighs

One Response to “The 100th Doughnut”

1. Erik Says :
   April 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am

   Sexy…Good job!

   I think there’s a yummy in there…for the doughnuts that is…

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